The new CEO of uLose Corp. is Thuck Wilson. Along with his PHD in Gaming from Sega University in Jonesboro Ak, Thuck has done extensive research for such well-respected corporations as Vivid Video, Max Hardcore, and the Western Turkey Farmers Association.

Here is a list of other notable things he has accomplished:

-Developed an automated pancake maker for Smith and Wesson.

-Won the world yodeling championship in Boca del Rio, Mexico.

-Certified complexion cream model for Kraft Dinner. Watch for him in your local supermarket.

-Won the Worlds Tasteless Olympics in the synchronized septic tank swimming event.

-High score in Mrs. Pacman (3200000).

-Guinness Book of World Records holder for the longest braid of human hair other than on the scalp.

-Patented a technique for reusing Depends undergarments.